My cats breath smells like cat food.

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I didn't mean to upset you with my tales of deliquency

i'm sorry. I'm sorry for being ahead.

It's been one of those days for a lot of days now...

Shopping can suck my ass. FOREVER. I hate it, I truely do. The last two days I have had to shelp down to Broadway plaza and yuppersize myself. And for some reason, I found some cool stuff. ::blush::I got 3 nifty shirts, jeans, which I always need, and this really pretty moulin rouge style dress. Damnit. And a bra! TMI, I know.Yesterday Vic and I spiked a barbies hair and dyed it blue. Wee. Then I did her custom colors on LJ which she liked so :) Hey, has anyone else noticed the type difference? I mean, is the type face different when you update, not in your journal? It's weird and big. It's pissing me off.USPC slave or was just as awful as I thought it would be, hot and dull and gross. I think I have a stomach type flu, although I had a laquado this morning. Oh well.Truly I must goSlim Rocker

16 on my porch

Hi ho hi ho, off to USPC slave labor I go...Apparently, unbenowst to me, I have to go paint and repair shit at this barn for USPC, b/c we use that facility all the time. Shit, it's only going to be a hundred degrees and I STILL have cramps. I just took 4 ib's, but it hasnt even started working and I can't eat anything solid. And mom isn't even going! She's out getting fucking latte or some yuppy shit. Owies.I didn't go to Rock the Creek again, which I feel really bad about b/c I know it means a lot to Tom but I don't know, I feel sick and gross. And he wanted me to come help him babysit his friends kid Adam, but I had to lay on my side and moan until Kris came over. And then I ate to many swedish fish which was stupid b/c I was hungry but full of sugar and cramps and anger. AND EMO!Oh, holy b-gesus, got my report card, good good. I had a 108.3% in english which was nothing but good times, and I got off with a 3.3 gpa. So mom smiled painfully and said 'very good honey.' only it came out 'vrry grrd hrrrney' because she was cleanching her teeth. Ah, well.Maybe if I get dressed and out of my own pity cocoon I'll feel better. Must whiz.manda manda

I am very proud of you.

Ow my cramps, my cramps, they're bitches. I hate them. They went away when I was with tom, and I had only eaten a little bit of lunch today so I had some two pieces of toast and now they're back with avengance. Owie.Today I got an A on my line test, so happy day, math was boring but, you know. Band was good, I am actually liking the songs we are playing. So (holy crap!) I came home and practiced my flute for half an HOUR!I'm going to see kristen tonight... oh to much ADD to write.aMaNdA

Everytime I call the old you...

Uggh, smoke, you smell it FOREVER after- I hate you. I hate you smoke.*****I finally got inspired to change my LJ and I made it custom colors. I am ever so proud of myself. The old blue wasnt dark and emo enough for me. Everyone like them? I should think so.My tummy hurts. Mom made this spaghetti and it was clumpy, but my pregnant sister has raped our food supply so I was forced to eat the salt laden heavy stuff. Uggarh.My dog got shaved and he has these tiny legs and giant fat body. It's funny. He looks like a running suasuage.Almost the weekend,eh? I can't forget to get a study pass for 2nd period study tomorrow. I hate having study in Mr.R's math class b/c I have no friends in that class, and its math. So gross. Plus he wont even let you play cd's and then I can't block out the half witted banter of my so called educational equals. When will the district realize I am a smart child who should in tracked classes? Not math. but Not dumb math like I am. GAAR!Owww my STOMACH! My Hero-in 1963, ronnie biggs robbed a train of 2.6 million pounds [the equivalent of 47 million dollars [USD] today]. then he moved to rio and joined the sex pistols. rio refused to extradite him back to the UK because biggs fathered a kid there and that was it.until now.biggs has just returned to the UK to turn himself in because "i am dying. caring for a weak old man is something i would never put on my family. that is a burden i want to give to britain's penal system.'Oh god, i'm going to bed.sLiM rOcKeR

Floating aimlessly

What were you in a past life?Karma is giving you a second chance. This lifetime, you will have the chance to make a difference, to help or heal, cure or care.Ahh, thank goodness!***Today was....today. I am too weird to write.slim

excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my salamander.

hey ho everyoneI'm sitting here, just got back from flute lesson. I only had 15 minutes though and that was ok. I have to finish practicing my d flat scales anyway. Fuun.Only in 20 minutes i'm going to SF with my dad to a press conference, but normally some of the suits drag their kids along and we all eat the food and hang out. My dad says I should dress nicely, but you know, I should do all my homework and I should be nice to my pe teacher, but hey, the perils of rebellion never scared me. The biggest issue I have w/ the whole thing is if I shall wear my Ataris, Jimmy, or Saves the Day shirt. I have automatically ruled out my Hissyfits shirt b/c I don't want the suits to have a heart attack and spill scotch and soda on their armani suits, you know.Today was uninteresting, as usual, but ok. I seemed to have sprained my thumb in my sleep and i am very interested to know how I did that. It hurts a bit to type and stretch my fingers out but (brave face) i'll make it through. We had a sub in drama and I swear, all the old subs are you kicking the bucket b/c we've had this wave of subs younger than 30. The one in drama was actually ok looking, shock me out of my shell. I've got my lines memorized for 'The Mistake,' which was the line test that was supposed to happen on tuesday. Oh well, I'll wait.Today in french I let my mouth get away with me/ of course, once again. We had to watch this really dumb video of french tards who speak too fast tell us they like Judo and why precisely, only in very rapid advanced french. the opening scene was volley ball, only the chick didn't hit the thing (ball. ball.) and she fell over, at this point Cameron Jones let out a whoop, and after I said 'You just like watching her fall,' Did I realize his volleyball JERSEY on his well formed back. After feeling like a tard for a couple seconds, (me) he turns around and the class goes dead silent because for some reason Camerons-black-mormon-induced-angst always just rubs me the wrong way, and my stupid-jew-induced-sarcasm probably doesn't thrill him either. So anyway, the whole class is silent and he goes, Cam (although I probably have no right to abbreiviate his name in such a personal way)Cam: You know, I was wondering if I should gather the energy to turn around and snap you.Me; Snap? Automatically thinking bra. Cam: (now he just says) Oh my gall. (Which I asumed meant god but mormonism forbids you from takings gods name in vain so I got, oh my gall. Then I though about the gall bladder which made me kind of giggle. Class remains quiet. French gibberish in background.)Me: UhmCam: And you justthinkyoursofunnyandkslnf lsgnlgn kjsD;GH (Ok, ok, I admit it. He was talking so damned fast I caught about 2 words of what he said, oops.)Me: (desperatly needing witty reply, I make my hand into a puppet, hold it up, make the puppet talk and say) Blehblehblehblehbleh. (only if comes out bleeeeh. By now the class has began taking notes and Cameron just turns around. I whack myself on the forehead. Another enemy made without even trying.)But it's not my fault he can't take a fucking joke. They blanched his mind clean and sent him out into the world with a fork up his ass and a screw for a brain.*******I'm a scootch hungry eh? I don't make enemies for nothing! I need carbos damnit!Cameron, cameron, you stupid dumbfuck. Making me want pasta.*******Tom walked me home after school and got me these cool pins that say "I am loved" in a neato font. It sounds cheesy but its funny, really. We came home and no one was really here, and I gave him this book, for english, and we were in the kitchen and he just mashed me up against the counter and kissed me, and it felt so good just finally feeling all butter-fly-ish inside when he kisses me again I just hopped up on the counter and had an impromptu makeout out session. Hehe. the day was NOT a total waste!Well, must fly.Toodles Slim