excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my salamander.

hey ho everyoneI'm sitting here, just got back from flute lesson. I only had 15 minutes though and that was ok. I have to finish practicing my d flat scales anyway. Fuun.Only in 20 minutes i'm going to SF with my dad to a press conference, but normally some of the suits drag their kids along and we all eat the food and hang out. My dad says I should dress nicely, but you know, I should do all my homework and I should be nice to my pe teacher, but hey, the perils of rebellion never scared me. The biggest issue I have w/ the whole thing is if I shall wear my Ataris, Jimmy, or Saves the Day shirt. I have automatically ruled out my Hissyfits shirt b/c I don't want the suits to have a heart attack and spill scotch and soda on their armani suits, you know.Today was uninteresting, as usual, but ok. I seemed to have sprained my thumb in my sleep and i am very interested to know how I did that. It hurts a bit to type and stretch my fingers out but (brave face) i'll make it through. We had a sub in drama and I swear, all the old subs are you kicking the bucket b/c we've had this wave of subs younger than 30. The one in drama was actually ok looking, shock me out of my shell. I've got my lines memorized for 'The Mistake,' which was the line test that was supposed to happen on tuesday. Oh well, I'll wait.Today in french I let my mouth get away with me/ of course, once again. We had to watch this really dumb video of french tards who speak too fast tell us they like Judo and why precisely, only in very rapid advanced french. the opening scene was volley ball, only the chick didn't hit the thing (ball. ball.) and she fell over, at this point Cameron Jones let out a whoop, and after I said 'You just like watching her fall,' Did I realize his volleyball JERSEY on his well formed back. After feeling like a tard for a couple seconds, (me) he turns around and the class goes dead silent because for some reason Camerons-black-mormon-induced-angst always just rubs me the wrong way, and my stupid-jew-induced-sarcasm probably doesn't thrill him either. So anyway, the whole class is silent and he goes, Cam (although I probably have no right to abbreiviate his name in such a personal way)Cam: You know, I was wondering if I should gather the energy to turn around and snap you.Me; Snap? Automatically thinking bra. Cam: (now he just says) Oh my gall. (Which I asumed meant god but mormonism forbids you from takings gods name in vain so I got, oh my gall. Then I though about the gall bladder which made me kind of giggle. Class remains quiet. French gibberish in background.)Me: UhmCam: And you justthinkyoursofunnyandkslnf lsgnlgn kjsD;GH (Ok, ok, I admit it. He was talking so damned fast I caught about 2 words of what he said, oops.)Me: (desperatly needing witty reply, I make my hand into a puppet, hold it up, make the puppet talk and say) Blehblehblehblehbleh. (only if comes out bleeeeh. By now the class has began taking notes and Cameron just turns around. I whack myself on the forehead. Another enemy made without even trying.)But it's not my fault he can't take a fucking joke. They blanched his mind clean and sent him out into the world with a fork up his ass and a screw for a brain.*******I'm a scootch hungry eh? I don't make enemies for nothing! I need carbos damnit!Cameron, cameron, you stupid dumbfuck. Making me want pasta.*******Tom walked me home after school and got me these cool pins that say "I am loved" in a neato font. It sounds cheesy but its funny, really. We came home and no one was really here, and I gave him this book, for english, and we were in the kitchen and he just mashed me up against the counter and kissed me, and it felt so good just finally feeling all butter-fly-ish inside when he kisses me again I just hopped up on the counter and had an impromptu makeout out session. Hehe. the day was NOT a total waste!Well, must fly.Toodles Slim