When the sun sets we shall be free

It's not kind... Oh lordy, I type again. The house is devoid of all food; thus I had to eat a waffle for dinner. All I have eaten today was the waffle nothing on it, two bites of salad, a handful of popcorn, and a dinner roll. I am ever so proud of myself. Oh, and a diet coke and 2 glasses water.I think have a pre-destined adictive personality. Take drinking. I have only been buzzed before (oh lovely lovely buzzes) but this weekend I went about getting totally pissed twice. The first time quite unintentionally. I did not know wine had such a high alchohal content. The second night I was about at a Japanese resturant and had 2 starwberry daquris, just so I could get giggly. Third, quite the same. 3 glasses of wine and I am stumbling about quite rudely. I don't mean to bore you. But perhaps this will complete my dream... Let me create a monolouge for you.And Curtain!Enter a plain, not to friendly counselars office. Worn in furniture stands, musty and used; yellowing posters proclaiming the benfits of the Navy and Army peel away from painted cinderblock walls. I enter.Counselar: Ah, Miss Brand. How nice to see you.Moi: hello, mr. friis.F: So, Amanda, i have been looking at your transcripts and it seems like you have a good chance of attending any school you want. Are there any specific goals you wish to fulfill, when choosing a school?M: Well, I do have a few. May I say them?F: Of course, of course.M: Well first off I would adore to write the newest smash seller, yet it will remain an american classic, but to risque for teachers to torture their students with. I then wish to become an over-sexed alcoholic, preferably devestatingly well balanced when sober. Traveling to an odd eastern country is a must, duur, and then I wish to blow my head off with some kind of automated weapon or fall off a bell tower; not on purpose, it must come about in an odd manner.F: ____________M: I plan on attending Vasser this fall.*****I hate parents, are everyones but mine evil jackass's who think they're children are senseless gits?Perhaps you all are. You must retaliate.